Some facts Men should know about Women

                                                            

                                                                 

  

1. Most women love to shop. Shopping is one area of the world where they feel actually in control. 
 

2. Most women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 

3. Women often never have anything to wear despite their wardrobe being full of clothes; it is just difficult to understand. 

4. Women need to cry. And won't do their crying alone unless they know their partner can hear them. 

5. Women often ask questions that have no right answer, this they do in order to trap you into feeling guilty. 

6. Most if not all women love to talk probably because they feel intimidated when silent, even when they have nothing to say. 

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas particularly African magic movies and related shows are so successful. 

8. Most women don't need sex as often as the men do. This is because for men, sex is more physical while it is more emotional for women. Therefore, just knowing that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills their emotional need. 

9. Women hate bugs no matter how strong-willed they may be. They often need a man around particularly when there's a spider, rat, snake or a wasp involved. 

10. Women find it very difficult to keep secrets. And they don't view this as being untrustworthy, provided they only tell two or three people. 

11. Women love to always go in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. 

12. A woman can't ignore a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. 

13. Most women don't understand the appeal of sports; while men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. 

14. When a man goes on a seven-day trip, he will pack five days worth of clothes and most often wear some of the clothes twice; but if a woman goes on a seven- day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. 

19. Women love to feel good always to the extent that they even brush their hair, powder their face before going to bed. 

20. Some women often view apologizing as the man’s responsibility, because most women see themselves as never wrong.  

21. Most women don’t know anything about cars but they love driving nice cars. 

22. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom and dressing table is more than 50. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 

23. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her friend  staying for hours however, upon her return home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for a long period. 

24. A woman will dress up to go for shopping, water the plants, answer the bell, read a book, etc. 

25. Most women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

26. Permissible Man-Slaughter (PMS). (Or at least men think it means that.) PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse. 

27. Most women feel insecure about their weight, size of their breast , etc 

28. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man-language. 

29. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. 

30. All women are overweight by definition; don't argue with them about it. 

31.  Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.